July, 2014

I Found My Toaster In The Frig

Boomer Hottie

I can’t find my toaster. Where could it be? Frantically, I open cupboards, convinced that a ghost is teasing me. I believe in ghosts. I believe in spirits. I believe in the unknown. I open the frig to get some yogurt, and oh my God, there is my toaster. I stand here feeling panic. What’s worse, is that the toaster is carefully placed in the back of the frig arranged behind several bottles of water. As if hidden. I think […]

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